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    1. This meme may be personal. You ready for it? Sure. 2. If you married the last person you texted, what would your last name be? Jepson xD 3. Were you happy when you woke up today? Neutral. Getting up for work isn't usually the highlight of my day lol 4. When were you on the phone last? And with who? Friday, with my parents. 5. What are you excited for? Denfur this weekend! 6. What were you doing yesterday? Working and cleaning the house 7. Honestly, who was the last person to tell you they love you? :iconsparx-traxx 8. What's the last thing you put in your mouth? My vape 9. Have a best friend? These fuckers :icontwixxbar: :iconbvdgrrl: 10. Are you scared to fall in love? Nope! Falling in love more and more with the person I've been with the last 2 years and 8 months. 11. Do you think teenagers can be in love? Definitely. 12. Last person you wanted to punch in the face? Gonna leave that one alone lol 13. What time is it right this second? 1:22AM 14. What do you want right now? To cuddle and watch Dead Like Me with my girlfriend, but she's busy working on her DJ set for Denfur so I can respect that. uwu 15. Who was the last person you took a picture with? My lady. ♥ 16. Are you single/taken/heartbroken/or confused? Very much taken. 17. When was the last time you cried? Sometime last week, I think? 18. Do you have a good relationship with your parents? Yes, we are very close. ♥ 19. Do you find it hard to trust others? Yes. 20. How fast does your mind change? Not very quickly, I don't think? 21. I bet you miss somebody right now. My parents. 22. Can you honestly say you're okay right now? A little stressed, but that comes with adulthood. So, sure, I'm okay. 23. Why do you think so many people cheat? As someone who has cheated and been cheated on, I still don't know the answer to that.  24. Tell me what's on your mind? All the shit I gotta do before this weekend and after that lol 25. What are you looking forward to in the next three months? Moving into our own apartment. 26. Have you ever worn the opposite sex's clothing? Every day since I was 11 lol 27. When did you last talk to your number 1 top friend? Today 28. When is your next road trip? Wednesday morning! Off to Colorado! 29. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell anything to? Yes. 30. How's your heart? Aside from smoking and lack of exercise, very well taken care of on the emotional aspect.  31. Have you ever felt like you weren't important? Too often lol but I remind myself that it's all in my head and that usually makes me feel better. 32. Do you think somebody's in love with you? I know someone is! and I am very much in love with her, too. 33. What are you planning on doing after this? Take a shower. 34. Next time you will kiss someone? Probably after I fill this thing out. 35. Have you told anybody you loved them today? A few people, yes! 36. Who do you not get along with? I get along with most people, even if I don't want to. 37. What does your 3rd recent text say? "I hope you're having fun! I'm sure it is hot, but I hope you have a great time regardless (: love you guys" To my mom. 38. What are you wearing right now? Black jeans, and an old Ace Hardware T shirt from my past job. (I use it while dying my hair) 39. You're locked in a room with the person you last kissed, how is it? Sounds like a normal day to me! 40. When's the last time you had a grilled cheese? I have no idea, and that's sad lol  I need a grilled cheese now. 41. What's your favorite boy and girl name right now? I have too many favorite names lol mostly boy names. 42. How did you feel when you woke up? Tired. 43. Do you wish someone would call or text you right now? Not really 44. Do you crack your knuckles? Heck no, that shit makes me cringe lol 45. What were you doing yesterday at midnight? Cleaning the house. 46. What are your LEGAL initials? AG 47. Who's the first B in your contacts? Bambii 48. When was the last time you laughed really hard? Last night when I saw this on tumblr  Image result for old razzle dazzle cat 49. Your number 1 top friend walks out of your life, do you go after them? Fuck yeah, they aren't allowed to leave. >:c 50. Explain your last awkward moment? My enitre life is an awkward moment.  51. Are you afraid of the dark? No, I love the dark. 52. Do you have good vision? I think so! 53. Have you ever tripped someone? Only by accident. 54. Have you ever slapped someone? My buddy Kitkat and I have slapping contests at cons. 55. Are you Irish? A tiny percentage that I know of. 56. Do you use chap stick? When I need to, yes. 57. Do you have any scars? Many. 58. Is there someone you will never forgive? My ex fiance's mother. 59. Are you dating the person you last held hands with? Yup! 60. Name the last person to text you. Yvonne (mom) 61. Would you marry someone 8 years older than you? No, they are not Sparx. >> 62. Can you go in public looking like you do? With my hair caked in hair dye?...probably, if it were Walmart or the gas station or something lmfao 63. Have you ever kissed someone whose name started with a J? Yup. 64. What side of the bed do you sleep on? Right side 65. What's the first thing you'll do on your wedding day? FRICK FRACK 66. Do you fall for people easily? Not really, no. 67. Has anyone put their arms around you in the past 5 days? Every day! 68. Do you miss the way things used to be? Certain things, yes. 69. Song you're thinking of right now? BABY SHARK DO DO DO DO DO DOO 70. Want someone back in your life? SHANNON GOD DAMMIT  71. Will tomorrow be better than today? I hope so! But I expect it to be hectic and stressful, which there's a 99.9% chance it will be lol 72. What's your favorite color? Red 73. Who was the first friend that you had? A girl named Holly in preschool lol I wonder where she's at now. 74. Does it bother you when someone lies to you? Probably more than anything. 75. Is there anyone who understands your relationship status? Anyone with common sense would lol 76. Are you a naturally happy person? Or is your happiness forced? I don't force shit.  77. Is there anyone you wish would fall in love with you? Nope! Got all the love I need.
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Hey everyone, I know I haven't been active the past couple weeks, and I apologize!
But I do have some good excuses for it!

I recently moved in with my girlfriend and one of my best friends in the city, so that took up a lot of time between planning, packing, moving everything 3 hours away from where I was before, etc. 
I've also started a new job as of last Monday, and I absolutely love it so far!

Due to all these drastic new changes in my life, I haven't been very active on anything but Facebook lately. 
In fact, this is my first time on my laptop since over a week ago. xP

So, since I am off work today, I will be updating those who are expecting art from me. Whether it's a trade, commission, etc.
I will be working on owed art today, and will be focusing on commissions a lot more now that I am settled in to the new house. 
Though, I work evening shifts, so I will not be able to work on digital art until after 10pm AZ time. 

I will also have a lot more time for personal art after I clear my commission queue, which I am very excited about! 
Unfortunately, this means I will not be taking commissions that often anymore. 
Now that I am working for a company fulltime, I will no longer have the time (or sanity) to keep up with such a large queue. 
I just don't like making anyone wait this long for their art. But I really appreciate the patience you've all had with me during this time. ♥

It would just be very hard for me to catch a break if I took as many commissions as I used to. 
I may be getting a second part time job as well, so that'll really knock me on my butt. 
I've just hit that point in my life where I need to save money and focus on my future, and I am very excited about it. 

But don't worry, like I said, I will still be posting art and attending conventions!
(and I may have more time to do art trades depending on how long y'all are willing to wait!)

Thank you all for the support you've given me over the past few years, your commissions helped me get to where I am today.
I couldn't have made it here without you. ♥
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Stolen from assrat

been a while since I've done one of these lol

1. What’s your gender? 
what

2. What are your pronouns?
what

3. Is your family accepting?
Yes, very.

4. What do you wish you could tell your past self?
It gets better but it also gets worse.

5. What is your sexuality?
I like the girls.

6. Favorite color?
Red

7. Sun gay or moon gay?
hella gay.

8. When did you find out your sexuality?
Questioned it when I was 11 
Came to the conclusion that I liked girls at 14.

9. How was your day?
Stressful at first, boring, tiring, then I forced my stank ass to take a shower then went to the movies because fuck depression.

10. Do you have any gay friends?
I can't think of a single friend of mine that isn't at least a little bit gay

11. What’s your favorite hobby?
Sleeping and eating fried foods

12. Who’s the best gay icon in your opinion?
Oooo shit idk.
I love Joan Jett cause she just doesn't give a damn...bout her reputation...

13. Which pride flags do you like the most design/color wise?
I guess rainbow cause...rainbows??

14. Are you openly out?
Very lol
 
15. Are you comfortable with yourself?
Not in the slightest but still kickin fam. 

16. Bottom or top?
Bottom usually

17. Femme or butch?
Me? I guess butch??

18. Do you bind?
I did for a long time until birth control made my tits inflate to the size of hot air balloons

19. Do you shave?
Yea

20. If you could date anyone you wanted, who would it be?
That one chick :iconbvdgrrl: is my senpai


21. Do you have a partner(s)?
Yes :heart:

22. Describe your partner(s)?
Smart, sexy, caring, loving, good kisser, GOOD AT TEH SECKS, feeds me, listens to me complain and doesn't complain about it, best wifey material, fashionable, total badass, talented as heck, keeps my dumb ass in line, best cuddler..
but her farts are savage.

23. Have you ever dated anyone of the same sex?
I've only dated the same sex lol

24. Anyone of another sex?
Nope

25. Pastel gay or goth gay?
All the gay

26. Favorite dad in Dream Daddy?
who

27. Tell me a random fact about yourself?
I drink too much

28. Do you own any pride flags/merch?
Ye

29. Have you ever been to a Pride Parade?
Went to pride for the first time ever in April. It was lit.

30. Any advice to someone who isn’t out or who are exploring themselves?
No one is rushing you to do anything, and you shouldn't live to please others.
Just love yourself and be you. 
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PRICES

Headshots - $15
Bust - $25
Chibi - $30
Fullbody (Anthro or feral) - $45
Small Reference Sheet (Front & back view + 3 headshot expressions) - Starts at $50

Additional characters are $15 each


All of my art is done in MS Paint.

I am only taking 5 commissions at a time from now on, so turnaround will be a lot quicker! ♥

***PLEASE read over my policy on Trello!***
You can also keep track of progress on your commission on here!

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I only accept payments through PayPal.

Comment or send me a note if interested! ^-^
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So I changed my username back to AJ Shep..

only I couldn't go back to my old username (AJ-Shep) so I spelled it all ghetto and whatnot. 

Also ayyyye who wants to hang out at Texas Furry Fiesta in almost a week??


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TFF "Meme"


Where are you staying?
I believe the main hotel!

When will you be arriving and leaving?
Arriving Wednesday, leaving Monday

Who will you be rooming with?
caniselastiseggnoggiesparxtraxx and Gus Goat! 

Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?
Not sure! Babe's gonna be busy the whole con, so I'll probably either be in the room working on commissions, or just wandering. 
Probably gonna steal Sparx's suit and derp around too lol

What/where will you be eating?
No idea! Never been anywhere in Texas aside from El Paso.
I'd love to try some real Texas BBQ though.

Will you be having a room party?
No

Will you be drinking and/or getting drunk?
Absolutely, vacation yo!

♥ Personal Stuff ♥ - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

What is your gender?
I prefer male pronouns but I really don't care anymore tbh. 
Was born a girl, have tiddies, y'all are gonna slip up and I won't blame you lol

How tall are you?
5' 7

If I approach you, will you chat with me?
Sure!

If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Come up and say hi, call my name, or if you really wanna chat, offer me booze lmfao

How many furry conventions have you attended?
This will be my 17th fur con! First time ever attending TFF though!

Do you own a fursuit?
I do, but he's retired now so I won't be bringing him.

♥ Permissions ♥ - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Hugs are cool, all I ask is please don't pick me up! ♥
and I'd rather not snuggle unless you're Sparx or a super close mutual friend of ours.

How can I find you?
Wandering the hotel, designated smoking area, probably room parties, I'll check out the dance every night, and of course I'll be at Sparx's DJ set Thursday night 9pm

Can I buy you drinks?
PLEASE ♥♥♥

Can I look in your sketchbook?
If I bring it, sure!

Can I draw in your sketchbook?
Depends on which one I bring ♥

Can I take your picture?
I mean, if you want! I won't be suiting in AJ though

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Do you do do free art, trades, commissions, badges?
Not at the time, though I *might* accept a few digital commissions depending on where I'm at on my queue.

Do you have a table in the Artist Alley / Dealer's Den or a panel in the Art Show? If so, what are you selling?
Nope. 

Do you plan to volunteer?
No, though I'll be helping Sparx as much as I can.

What's your goal for the con this year?
To enjoy the fuck out of it, last couple cons weren't that great for me ;~;


Hope to see some of you there!
Comment if you're going!

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